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Five Creative, and Slightly Strange, Ways to Use a Potato

As innovative and adaptive humans, we should come together to continue the expansion of potato usage.

The beloved potato can be found on dinner tables, in various forms, around the globe. Mashed, fried, softened, chopped or sliced, the potato is a staple for American cuisine. Although, potatoes should not only be deemed worthy for consumption purposes. The opportunities for potatoes are endless.

  • Glass Cleaner- Use raw potato slices to remove smudges from glass, then wipe away any potato excess with a clean cloth (microfiber towels are suggested). 

  • Self Defense Device- Place several potatoes in a long, thick sock and tie off securely at the top. For maximum efficiency, rapidly swing the sock in a circular motion and scream as loud as possible. A friendly reminder that weapons are not allowed on campus! 

 As innovative and adaptive humans, we should come together to continue the expansion of potato usage.